How to Hook Up

There are a lot of guys out there who have the wrong idea about hooking up. They seem to be under the impression that all it takes is letting a woman know that you have a hard on. She’s then supposed to give into her animalistic tendencies and suck your dick until you cum all over her pretty face. I really shouldn’t have to explain how wrong that is. Women aren’t just walking around praying for a cock to suck on. It’s not like any guy on the planet has ever turned them down for a blowjob.

Make your Profile First

The very first thing that you have to do is make a full profile. Don’t just pick a user name and wait for the women to mob you. That’s never going to happen. You have to put in the effort first. Post as many pictures as you can and talk about yourself. Write out the things that you like and the things that you’re looking for in a hook up. It shouldn’t take up too much of your time. Even if it does, you’ll make up for it in hook ups. If a woman knows what you’re into and what you look like, she’s much more likely to respond to you.

Be ready to Jerk Off

Don’t go into any of this thinking that you’ll never have to bop your own Bishop again. In fact, giving up on masturbation is pretty much the worst thing that you can possibly do. Give it a week or two and it’ll make you desperate. That’s when you start sending out messages and getting angry at the women who don’t rip off their panties to take your sad, little cock inside them. That’s never who you want to be. Just imagine what’s going to happen when you finally get a hook up. You’re not going to last more than three seconds. You’re finally going to meet up with someone and you’ll shoot your load all over her pussy before you even get inside her. Even if you manage to get inside, you’re going to cum right away. You’re never going to hear back from that woman. She’s going to avoid you and let anyone who’ll listen know that you can last in bed. You want to jerk off whenever you need it and twice before you meet up with someone. You’ll be happy that you did.

Offer Something Unique

Keep in mind that the women on hook up site can get it whenever they want. They can even get bored with it. It happens a lot. You can only have so much vanilla sex before it becomes too much. It’s the same thing over and over again and they end up getting a boyfriend just because it makes so little difference. You want to be the guy who offers something new and exciting. It doesn’t have to be super weird. It can be as simple as eating ass. You’re always going to find a girl who wants her ass eaten and can’t find anyone to do it. You can also explore your dominant or submissive side. It doesn’t matter which one you are. If you can accept and learn about what you like about it, you can find a woman who’s searching for you. Then you can get into the fetishes. You can find girls who aren’t necessarily into the whole D/s thing, but like some of the things they do. Some girls just want their feet licked while others just like the feeling of a good spanking. Figure out yourself and be unique.

Have Dick Pics Ready

This one needs to be done with care. You absolutely do not want to be the guy who just sends out dick pics to people. No one likes that. That doesn’t mean women hate them, though. They just want to see them from the guys that they like. If you find someone who wants to have sex with you, she’s probably going to want to see your dick. She wants to see what you have to offer her. She wants to spend some time fantasizing about it before she gets it. It’s its own form of foreplay and it can take you far. Going back to the above point, though try to have them ready to go. You don’t want to spend an hour getting yourself hard over and over again trying to get the best shot. By the time you meet up, you’ll already be ready to blow. If you already have them, you can avoid it entirely. If you want to take them for the girl on the day, just be prepared to jerk off before you head out the door. It will make the sex last a lot longer if you do.

Don’t be Afraid to Experiment

Finally, make sure that you’re open to a whole lot of different things. Don’t pass up the chance at a hook up because she wants to do something freaky. You might just find out that you like it when she does it. Getting handcuffed to a bed may seem a little dangerous, but give it a shot. Just make sure you set your rules first. Set your boundaries and just let yourself try out something different. It doesn’t matter what it happens to be. There’s a whole wide world of sex out there. It’s your job to have as much of it as you possibly can. Don’t come up with a list of things that you want to do and turn down everything else. That’s no way to live your life. Something might not seem exciting at first, but is it worth not doing it. It’s not like you’re having sex anyway. Just head over and let yourself have a new experience. You never know when you’re going to come across your new fetish. It’s a lot of fun to feel new things and fun is really what you’re after, isn’t it?